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Bye-bye. "If you and your family want to be contestants on Family Feud, and you live in or planning to visit Southern California, call us at "We're looking for fun families to be on Family Feud and possibly win $30,000 and a new car! What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? Harvey: Thank you. (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. This preview shows page 1 - 2 out of 2 pages. - Steves opening tagline,the speech in parenthesesis used since 2011, "Before we start, there's somebody/someone who wants to wish you luck (in this Comfort Inn Hotel Family Moment)." (Bye-bye.)" - Ray Combs during the Fast Money Round, "ZEROOOOOOO!" For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). (insert montage)(insert celebrity team #2)! I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. - Gene Wood and Richard Dawson (1978-1980) - Version B. After seven failed attempts, Richard finally resumes.]. Harvey: No, you didn't, on national TV, set us back 30 years. (On your marks! Contestant: That's my 90-year-old grandfather. - Ray Combs (1988-1994), "(I love this game!) [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] Don't let him/her see the clock. Let's have some fun." As Jaylen and Don noted, the questions are written in specific ways to get "Steve Goes OMG!"-inducing responses from the contestants. Woofs!" All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! Oh, let us do right here, man. Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! "It's time for the Family Feud! That's me! (insert contestant), look straight at me. If you do, you're gonna hear this sound:(buzz-buzz) I'll say "Try again", and you give me another answer. Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! It's the (insert family #1) versus the (insert family #2)! 1. s03e05 - Family Feud Tran script. Despite Steve's reaction, it's on the board. He didn't just folded his arms. I love you, man. When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. And now, here's the star of our show,STEVE HARVEY!!! Cool! HOO! Combs:[during Fast Money]Give me a word that describes thunder. Combs: Describe the weather with a word or phrase that could also describe your wife. You said "kickball"! Happy Birthday, America. Contestant 3: Their boyfriend or their girlfriend. With the star of our show, AL ROKER! We're gonna play the game, and the champs are right here, the Murphys. What's the top answer to this question: What's Found in nearly ever refrigerator? Alright. Contestant 1: September. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." The number 2 answer is (insert answer). (audience laughing)They are so special and wonderful. And there was every color you could imagine, and I'd not seen that in England. You don't--we're gonna point to the board and this is the reason you'd dump a guy, ok? Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. To win, you must guess answers on the board and the player with the most points after three rounds goes into the Fast Money round! So, write to us, won't ya? Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. Combs: Name a tradition associated with Christmas. O'Hurley: We asked 100 womenname a place you'd hate to discover you were growing hair. If not, (and there's enough points,) they'll play for $10,000/$20,000. (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. - Ray Combs, "I say it's time to play the Feud!" What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint. I DIDN'TMAKEYOU SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! If we still have a show! Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. Original Airdate 05/05/2020. The survey says, the number 3 answer is Eggs. Contestant: Wet! You are in a minute. Harvey:This is when you know we're goin' to Hell. Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. - Richard Dawson giving his opening speech on the 1985 ABC finale season. If player 1 makes a correct first guess, they get control of the round. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. - Ray Combs on a Fast Money loss. YOU SAID BONER! O'Hurley: I remember401(k)being in a retirement plan, and not ajelly. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win; early from 1999), "That answer has to be up there for you to stay alive/steal. YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. - Burton Richardson (2009-10), "Want to be on Family Feud with Steve Harvey? I was the first one to buzz in, so I'll just take my time answering this. [BUZZ]. - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." Link 'n' Share. Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit used in bread. - Richard Dawson on the first episode of the ABC daytime version in 1976, "Thank you, alright! My parents. [laughter and applause from the audience]O'Hurley: You started off with romantic encounters in the elevatorContestant: You have no idea that this is--O'Hurley:Penicillin fromMexico, and now your advice to the fed-up husband from his wife is "go satisfy yourself". - Ray Combs (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1988-1994), "Who's gonna play Fast Money? Harvey: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Harvey:*looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*. Let's startthe championship match on the new FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. Just drop them in the ground. The family introductions vary per special edition of the show. "Hey, you can play Feud online anytime at www.uproar.com. - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." Dawson: Name something that people take with them to the bath besides soap and a towel. - Family Feud Host (on the first Face-Off question; mostly said by Richard Karn), "100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. Harvey: Wehave a new device now called YouTube, you will be a amazing star. Just get your ass (scores 3 points). We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! Syndicated 19921993:"(Welcome to the New Family Feud!) Uh (scores 4 points). We'll miss you, Louie." Thank you so much. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! When Joey Fatone became the new announcer, he says his name, location and the name of the game show. Family Feud Script view. Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! ", Celebrity Family Feud Premiere (2008): I've had the most incredible luck in my career. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! Contestant: How 'bout your wife? Read the first question (e.g., Name something you eat on Thanksgiving) and the first person to hit the buzzer has five seconds to answer what they think is the best answer. Something kids fill with water. - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. Just look at me." . In 15/20seconds, I'll ask you five questions, you give me five answers; try to give me the most popular answers. Introducing the Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, ready for action! Playing against the Campbell Family: Dre, Ava, E-Bay, Estelle and Sharee, on your marks! "Some (of the) departing contestants/families will receive (insert prizes)." Try to give me the most popular answer. Contestant: 401(k) jelly. You come over here with me. What is Family Feud? Harvey: Fill in the blank, pie in the what. And/Playing against(insert team #2) playing for (insert charity)! (And) (We'll) See you next time ((on Family Feud,) everybody/folks)." ", "This is Joey Fatone from Universal Orlando Resort in sunny Florida! [ Joe walks up to the main podium, but Beldar walks in too far ] Okay, Doctor.. we're gonna need a little more room, big fella.. [ guides him to his side of the podium ] There you go, stand behind this line.. (as it turns out, "CONDOM" is the #2 answer, and Ray slams into the podium). (Thats) 6430 Sunset Blvd. AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!" Would you and your family like to have a good time? Just help me. [strike]. O'Hurley: Name something that everyone knows aboutAl Gore.Contestant: He's aRepublican. "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! [mouths to camera: "No way."] Combs:[during Fast Money]A country where people have long last names. I'm sorry. (to Jason Black, a contestant) All right, Jason; the man who knows all things depilotory! Where do you see this first one? It could happen." The number 2 answer is Butter. Let's make sure the board is cleared. And we had everybody on this show, and he was very, very important, in that I acknowledge and thank him for it. Write and run a set of commands to automate . "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). You got a pillow, a doll, mirror, using a hand, that stuff animal is waiting, you put all your damn thing. Dawson: The price of a dozen roses. Ray Combs: Oooohhh.. first strike. - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd. But it has proven itself to be very resilient and in due course, has developed loyal followers. [buzzer]. Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. So, I leave you with love, and for the little girl, that,nine years ago I first signed to - I guess she's 13 now - I'll think of you everyday. Contestant: Orange. Show me Van Waylon! It is the #1, oh really, you tell you what, it will be number #1 onYouTube, but I think it is the #1 up there! Now today, we have two families going to do battle for the chance at playing Fast Money, for a jackpot that could be worth more than $5,000! ", 20092010: I don't know nothin' that's up there! O'Hurley: Name the fastest-selling drug.Contestant:Marijuana. Now, shh, shh, shh! How the scantily clad mean you're naked, if they're scantily clad, you have own a little bit of clothing on. Weve lost our creator and producer, Mark Goodson. Best Family Feud OUTTAKES Steve Harvey, Gerry Dee, Grant Denyer Bonus Round 725K subscribers 102K views 2 years ago FAMILY FEUD HOSTS GO OFF THE RAILS!. (insert winning family) are going for the money/(insert money amount) right after (we watch) this." Harvey: Name something that gets passed aroundContestant: A Joint. (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: The inside of my ear. N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." Combs: [during Fast Money] A city where people go for a quickie divorce. Survey says! Premiere: "This is Joey Fatone from UniversalOrlando Resort in sunny Florida! [audience erupts in laughter]. Harvey: We asked 100 men, tell me the perfect height for a woman. Don't put no iced tea in that! Combs: Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. It still continues to this day bringing new fans for every season it's aired. ", 20022003: Playing against the Roderick Family: Brande, Debbie, Walter, Jason and Betty, on your marks! If you can't think of an answer, say "pass", then I'll get back to it if there's time. Sairon: It's time to play family feud! Call me! Give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!!". Male Contestant: DICK! I don't like this game. Everyone/Everybody settle down! - Richard Dawson, "(Yes,) They did!" Here's the star of Family Feud, RAY COMBS!!! Bing. GENE: Because they love you, Richard. It's/Introducing (insert team #1) playing for (insert charity)! How to Play Family Feud. Contestant 2: Ham. The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." Contestant: I bet you said nekkid in one of your comedy routines. For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. ", Steve: "Welcome to Celebrity Family Feud! Dawson:[laughs along with audience]This man's flying airplanes for us. Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." [scored 9 points]. ", (Same words but it got arranged in a different order. Plus we can all relate to the families involved in the heat of the trivia battle. Thank-(hitting the end music in the air with his fist) Thank you so very much, thank you for tuning in at home. Let's try to hit the Bullseye answers for more than $25,000! Contestant: You got to keep it full, Steve. I meant lawn your grass. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." - said upon the final answer in Fast Money, "But, if he/she does it all by his/herself, don't bring (insert other contestant) out." ", Ray: "Thank you (so) very much! Please sit down. Dawson: Name the first thing you take off after work. Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. In the Continental U.S., call [[6]]. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! ", 2006 Gameshow Marathon episode: And now, here's your host, JOHN O'HURLEY!!! Audience: "Bad Haircut/Bald. Don't look anywhere else. You are not naked, this is the worst, scantily clad for strike 2. We got (insert celebrity team #1) playing for (insert charity of choice), and (insert celebrity team #2) playing for (insert charity of choice). (insert two winning family members). O'Hurley: One ofOprah Winfrey's favorite people.Contestant: Regis Kelly. (applause) Thank you, please. - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. - John O'Hurley at the start of the Bullseye Round from 2009-2010, "Is (insert answer) the (insert amount) Bullseye?" - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! I that was very touching. First team/family to (reach) 400 points/dollars wins the Tournament worth (insert amount)!" The Dubra family against the Spoerri family. - When the losing team gets $500 in the form of the Green Dot Prepaid Card(used since the 2015-16 season), "(X) points is tough in the second position. If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world. We'll be back to play Fast Money right after this, don't go away." - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. Joe and Beldar, come on, let's go! Sweet Eddie, I thank you. Playing against (our challengers,) the (insert family #2), on your marks! Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Be good to your family/families. You understand that don't you?". Harvey: If you were a kid, name something you use with a partner to practice kissing. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. Oh ho! God bless all the little children in the world. Combs: Name a good place to keep a second phone. It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! "It's time for the Family Feud! (Our)Survey said/says!" Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. Contestant: Vicks [VapoRub]. And now, here's your host, RICKI LAKE!!! O'Hurley: If a baby didn't want his mother leaving the house, name something he might try hiding in his diaper.Contestant:Kelly Clarkson.